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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Father Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
- Faults
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- Nov 07, 2020
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
- Nov 07, 2020
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
- Democracy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
- Incompetence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
- Lost
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
- Danger
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- Nov 07, 2020
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
- Eye
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- Nov 07, 2020
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
- Chance
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- Nov 07, 2020
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
- Ignorance
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- Nov 07, 2020
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
- Fact
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression that isn't.
- Reputation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert.
- Incompetence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
- Depend
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.
- Child
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- Nov 07, 2020
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
- Desk
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- Nov 07, 2020
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
- Nov 07, 2020
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
- His
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
- How
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has faults how can he be perfect?
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
- Lead
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- Nov 07, 2020
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
- Church
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- Nov 07, 2020
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
- Incompetence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
- Forgetting
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- Nov 07, 2020
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
- Incompetence
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- Nov 07, 2020
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
- Important
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- Nov 07, 2020
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020