- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
As an actor, it's always fun when you're able to feel like there's freedom to explore things and try out jokes and be funny.
- I Was Born
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was born to be funny.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I came from a classical background, and I was teaching and earning a living out of music at a certain level, so it's funny to make it as a rock star when we're 40 or whatever.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny to me because everyone says I'm injury prone. That's hilarious to me because I've never blown a hammy or a shoulder or anything like that, knock on wood.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, he would go and look at different funny books because he wanted his character to be different and make different faces. I saw a funny book in his room and it looked like the same character he was playing. It was about a duck.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. It's great, you purge out all the sweat and you're drinking water.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love actors, and I love the casting process. It's funny, like, some writers don't like actors because, I think, they are the faces of the show, and so you feel sort of secondary, but I love actors because they elevate the material; they make it better.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress, but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious. She asked me to marry her. She was serious. It was pretty funny.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny... musical theater is what paid my rent and kept me going for the longest time.
- Nov 07, 2020
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy.
- Nov 07, 2020
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way I think is more likely to get a laugh, but all the best comedy is played straight. What's funny is the way it hits the world around it or the way it hits the other characters.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of reality shows tend to harp on the negative. The person isn't pretty enough or can't sing well enough or maybe isn't even funny enough.
- Moment
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- Nov 07, 2020
With drama, you know if you're having a true moment, but in comedy, if somebody doesn't laugh, then you know you're not being funny. That's a really fun challenge, and that's what draws me to comedy.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020