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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we go to see comedians or funny movies, they don't address the wall behind them; they face us. This is why a game's first job is to entertain through gameplay and secondarily through humor, drama, or other traditional entertainment devices. The humor has to be a gentleman. I mean, it needs to be squeezed in around the game.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for.
- Glasses
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was a boy, I had a grand, big tape recorder, and I made late-night radio shows with glasses of water and funny voices. I just loved radio plays.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some call-in moderators are neutral and courteous. Then there's Rush Limbaugh, who is funny and pompous and a scapegoater and hatemonger. His popularity could cause you to draw some terrible conclusions about the state of mind of the American people. It helps to remember that Bill Cosby is popular, too.
- Nov 07, 2020
Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
- Light
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am built funny. Picture Mark Twain's head on Ichabod Crane's body. Now hold your mental picture to the light and crumple it.
- Nov 07, 2020
I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
- Nov 07, 2020