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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny Quotes
Everyday humor, seen through a few different lenses.
This collection finds humor in ordinary places, from a parent delighted by how funny children naturally are to a musician writing entire songs around invented funny characters. For sharper one-liners, see Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm doing a very funny show in which we talk about issues. I speak at Aids charities and things. It's great to do something fun with our days and yet we're told we're doing something important.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It's the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching 'The Soup' or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty's. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef.
- Grace
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- Nov 07, 2020
We didn't, with 'Will & Grace,' set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny.
- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every day, there's something that makes you go, 'Is this Funny or Die?' That can't be a real headline.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, you'll probably find me more often watching soccer than a football game, because I get enough football in my daily schedule.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.
- Gang
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It just seems to me that there's no particular reason comedy albums should be dead. There's a lot to laugh at. We have very funny people, still.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Wonder Showzen' is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that. It redefined what I thought you could do with a TV show.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny - almost every comedian that I started out with moved to L.A., except for my two friends Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer. And my two friends that are doing the best in comedy, the most successful friends I have, are Hannibal Buress and Amy Schumer.
- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The funny thing about living at Longleat is that there's no 'typical' day, but I usually wake up around 6:45 A. M.
- Library
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny, we started writing chick-lit when it was just becoming a crowded marketplace, and now the same thing is happening with YA. It really used to just be one shelf at the library - Nancy Drew and Judy Blume.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020