- Nov 07, 2020
Ugly Quotes
Honest lines about the things nobody calls pretty.
Several of these quotes use 'ugly' with a wink, like the familiar complaint about an unflattering bridesmaid dress, while others turn more serious, criticizing a culture that consumes far too much. A few quotes also touch on real geopolitical tensions.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- Survive
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- Nov 07, 2020
Basic training is horrible. It's dirty, and it's ugly. But you learn it's not just about you. It makes you part of a team, which helps you to survive.
- India
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- Nov 07, 2020
The British seizure of Hongkong was an aspect of one of the most ugly crimes of the British Empire: the takeover and destruction of India, and the use of India to flood China with opium.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really feel sorry for people who think things like soap dishes or mirrors or Coke bottles are ugly, because they're surrounded by things like that all day long, and it must make them miserable.
- Enjoy Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every once in a while there's a day or two when I say, 'Gee, electric guitars, what an ugly sound.' But I'm a very enthusiastic person. For sure I'm an excitable, fun-loving person. I enjoy life.
- Fire
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's about enhancing your body and accentuating your good areas. Shapewear isn't the ugly, embarrassing granny undies they used to be - they really are sexy.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
The usual picture of Socrates is of an ugly little plebeian who inspired a handsome young nobleman to write long dialogues on large topics.
- Muslims
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- Nov 07, 2020
As we see with Sunni and Shiite Muslims, interreligious fights are the most ugly.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My first campaign was pretty ugly: the incumbent came after me hard with a lot of things that weren't true.
- Noisy
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- Nov 07, 2020