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- Nov 07, 2020
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
- Mine
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.
- Fight
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A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.
- Busy
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- Nov 07, 2020
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
- Dating
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.
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- Nov 07, 2020