- Inspirational
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.
- Feelings
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a satirist, so I've got boxing gloves on if the person is worthy of satire. But I'm not an assassin. If that ever happens, it's only because something happened during the interview that got me going, and then I had to translate my feelings to the mouth of the character.
- Hard
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- Nov 07, 2020
I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm an actor. I hate to blow everyone's illusions.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
- Every
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been accused of being unambitious, but what I do takes up every minute. I'm executive producer, I'm a writer and the host.
- Free Time
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
Northwestern's alumni list is truly impressive. This university has graduated best-selling authors, Olympians, presidential candidates, Grammy winners, Peabody winners, Emmy winners, and that's just me!
- Black
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- Nov 07, 2020
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.
- Dreams
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- Nov 07, 2020
Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you love friends, you will serve your friends. If you love community, you will serve your community. If you love money, you will serve your money. And if you love only yourself, you will serve only yourself. And you will have only yourself.
- American
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't accept the status quo. I do accept Visa, MasterCard, or American Express.
- Liberal
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- Nov 07, 2020