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- Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shamelessness is a wonderful part of the character.
- Fact
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like books, they're all fact, no heart.
- Million Dollars
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- Nov 07, 2020
In order to be a top-tier candidate, I need 7.5 million dollars, and I currently have 0.0 million dollars.
- Newspaper
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just comedians.
- Balls
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- Nov 07, 2020
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
- Nov 07, 2020
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing wrong with being gay. I have plenty of friends who are going to hell.
- Huge
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a huge news junkie. I love what the news does.
- Brother
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- Nov 07, 2020
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The trouble with the jokes is that once they're written, I know how they're supposed to work, and all I can do is not hit them. I'm more comfortable improvising. If I have just two or three ideas and I know how the character feels, what the character wants, everything in between is like trapeze work.
- Facts
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- Nov 07, 2020
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.
- Actress
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom kind of led me toward acting. She wanted to be an actress when she was younger. That made me interested in it when I was a kid, because she and I are very close.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I spent my first two years at a small all-male college in Virginia called Hampden-Sydney. That was like going to college 120 years ago. The languages, a year of rhetoric, all of the great books, Western Man courses, stuff like that.
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- Nov 07, 2020