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I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
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My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
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The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
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