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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Long
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Nov 07, 2020

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

Great
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Nov 07, 2020

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Mine
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Nov 07, 2020

I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

Day
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Nov 07, 2020

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before.

Fight
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Nov 07, 2020

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.

Nov 07, 2020

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

Children
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Nov 07, 2020

I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

Busy
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Nov 07, 2020

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

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