- Funny Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fat Quotes
Weight, humor, and the will to change it.
One line here is pure self-deprecating humor about carrying extra weight, while another recalls a memorably sweaty music-video moment built around a bigger-than-life performer. See Fat Man quotes for more in that vein.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
My character on 'Orange is the New Black' is not one that requires being absolutely shredded with 5% body fat. But I wouldn't be opposed to doing that for a role one day.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
For some reason, they always gave me a fat suit in high-school productions. If there was a character who needed to be robust, they gave me a fat suit, and I put on a silly voice.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Fat bodies are used comically. I respect Rebel Wilson so much, and Melissa McCarthy. I love them both. But so often, I feel like fat female bodies are used as props.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I won't cook in deep fat. Years ago, I met a fireman who said most kitchen fires were caused by deep fat, and I don't think that's changed. Oven chips are good enough for my grandchildren, and they're chuffed with that.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just wanted everybody to know that I'm not fat. I'm trying to get an eight pack.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Once a Dinamo Zagreb coach saw me while I was eating a pizza and severely scolded me, telling me that I would be fat, I had to think about my health. In response, I ordered 10 pizzas and managed to eat 5, so next time he will have a strong think before treating his players in a bad way.
- Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.
- Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was fat, and that was awful because when you're young and sensitive, you think the world is over because you're fat.
- Delight
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wore miniskirts in the days when no fat girls should have, and with total delight.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020