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- Nov 07, 2020
Fat Quotes
Weight, humor, and the will to change it.
One line here is pure self-deprecating humor about carrying extra weight, while another recalls a memorably sweaty music-video moment built around a bigger-than-life performer. See Fat Man quotes for more in that vein.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm two pounds heavier, I'm fat. If I'm skinnier, I'm sick. It's ridiculous. And that's not coming from agents or designers.
- Cooking
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- Nov 07, 2020
My grandmother did all the cooking at Christmas. We ate fattened chicken. We would feed it even more so it would be big and fat.
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who are overweight don't want unsolicited advice. Guess what. We know we're fat. We live in homes with mirrors.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still OK. Really?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I could take all the cartoons in the tabloid newspapers, but I couldn't take my daughter punching me in the belly and asking why I was so fat. That was my inspiration to lose the weight. And probably the last time anyone hurt my feelings.
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- Nov 07, 2020