- Nov 07, 2020
Fat Quotes
Weight, humor, and the will to change it.
One line here is pure self-deprecating humor about carrying extra weight, while another recalls a memorably sweaty music-video moment built around a bigger-than-life performer. See Fat Man quotes for more in that vein.
- Last Updated on Aug 03, 2026
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hired a personal trainer to help me lose 25 pounds and get from obese to fat. My next step will be to get from fat to chubby.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a chubby middle-aged white guy with short hair. I think that's it, really. I kind of have a look. Right now, I'm not fat enough to be the fat friend, but I'm not thin enough to be the leading man, so I look like a cop.
- Goat
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was what they call 'skinny fat' - a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
After retiring, I was a little bored with nothing to do and got fat. I thought, if a 60-year-old metabolic fat man, after five years, can get to Mount Everest, that would be very exciting.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
No one wants to work for what they have, to achieve a goal. No one wants to step outside of the house and go for a long run and sweat. Everybody wants to run inside the house, the treadmill. They want to trim up a little excess body fat, but they don't want to diet and train. Go straight to the lipo and whatever else they do. The easy way out.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a fat kid - FFK, former fat kid - helped round me out, no pun intended. I'm a better adult because I wasn't treated well as a child.
- My Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never apologized for anything in my life. The only thing I'm sorry about is putting a curse on Roger Ebert's colon. If a fat pig like Roger Ebert doesn't like my movie, then I'm sorry for him.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and a nice cream soda. It is fantastic. So I have to be careful or I'm going to just get really fat.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've picked up a great appetite for pastrami on rye and nice cream soda. It's fantastic, but I have to be careful, or I'm going to get really fat.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Weight used to be an issue. I was always fat as a child. And everyone used to tell me, 'You've got such a pretty face; why don't you lose some weight?' Over the years I've realised that my body is a certain type, and I have learned to accept it.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a fat kid who didn't discover the joys of active play at the time of life when we're supposed to be imprinted with a love of movement. That means that I'd rather be called for jury duty than go to the gym, but I go anyway.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it. I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans, that you should be responsible for what you eat.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020