- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
- Play
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- Nov 07, 2020
I once literally had a casting director ask my agent, 'Can she play anything other than a drunk?'
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional. I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
- Cotton Fields
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
My voice is rather quirky. It's abysmally low. People often think I'm putting it on at first. Think drunk Darth Vader. Or Barry White singing country. It suits my dark material. When I do readings, I really play it up and go subterranean. I can make the phone book sound terrifying.
- Cow
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the Children's Zoo, Enrichment meant presenting the goats with a trash can smeared with peanut butter or dangling keys at the end of a broomstick in front of the cow. The goats would knock their heads around the inside of the can and emerge giddy, peanut butter drunk.
- Nov 07, 2020
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.
- Nov 07, 2020