- Nov 07, 2020
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- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full is little better than a beast, and he that drinks till he is drunk is quite a beast.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020