- Nov 07, 2020
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- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
The great security of all is to eat little and to drink nothing that intoxicates. He that eats till he is full is little better than a beast, and he that drinks till he is drunk is quite a beast.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk. I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober, ever, ever.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
After the crash happened, I was so humiliated and embarrassed. I thought of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, that they must hate me.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
A good wine has many qualities, I think. If drunk moderately, it is healthy and good for your heart.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ray would be in trouble, he would get drunk, he would try and kill J.R on three different occasions, he would make mistakes with financial affairs, and have various human problems, but he didn't have any mean bones in his body! That was a little bit of what the show was about.
- Getting Drunk
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- Nov 07, 2020
Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than getting press for being scandalous, getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still party all the time and hang out with everyone who drinks, but I just don't personally, and don't really have the desire to get blitzed drunk any more.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
- Singer
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Our challenge is to stop people from driving drunk. Punishing them afterwards doesn't bring back the victim or make the family feel better. The idea is to stop the DWI before it happens.
- Victory
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- Nov 07, 2020
After the rise of Thatcherism, the smashing of the trade unions, and the post-cold war sense that any alternative to free-market capitalism was permanently discredited, you can see why the wealthy felt drunk on the sense of eternal victory.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Neoliberalism has left Britain's boss classes drunk on triumphalism, paying themselves record salaries and bonuses while their workers are imprisoned by poverty and insecurity. It was never going to last.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in.
- Soul
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're just a husk. So you have to go to the gym and build your soul up again.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have a responsibility, and it's something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am very good at keeping secrets, except when I am drunk, when I will tell you absolutely anything.
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
We'd boil this whisky because we thought that would make it stronger. So we thought we were getting drunk, but in fact there'd be no alcohol left in it.
- Language
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language! We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
It never occurred to me that I'd be a musician. I was just drunk on music, jamming with friends, chilling out with lot of music around.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to get drunk, I'm a power drinker.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I began imagining scenes in public which some drunk would come up to me and slap me in the face. Nothing like that ever happened, but I often wonder if I would have turned the other cheek.
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
If a woman earned a dollar by scrubbing, her husband had a right to take the dollar and go and get drunk with it and beat her afterwards. It was his dollar.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
What people unfortunately relate to when they think of Alaska oil was when the Exxon Valdez went aground because of a captain that was drunk. But when you look to how we have been safely producing and moving Alaska's oil for decades, it is a track record that is enviable.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've drunk Amazon's free Diet Coke. Nothing makes more sense to me than a company trying to make bookselling into a profitable business. I'm not anti-Amazon, and I'm not pro-publishers either. I'm pro-books.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's getting harder as I get more known. Even though it's my break, I couldn't really go out and get drunk - because people expect you to be training and getting up early. But I'm not bothered about missing out on normal teenage things.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Isn't there a danger with Tweeting, like drunk dialing? Isn't there a drunk Tweeting danger?
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try to make myself, and subsequently the audience, as uncomfortable as possible, whether it's completely desecrating a song they thought was one thing, or getting too drunk to really do a very good job.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think Sweden is known for people being a bit more quiet than other cultures, and I guess it's a mixture: shyness and leaving room for other people to talk. Of course, when people get drunk, all of that disappears.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yeah, that came out of a reading. It was great. It's such a fun crew to be with, and we all went out the night before and that really encouraged us to go out and get drunk.
- Nov 07, 2020
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
- Off
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not a crime to get drunk.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
- Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
When the doors of opportunity swing open, we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too indifferent to walk through.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Advertisers don't want to be ignored, and they are drunk on our data, which is what Google and other large networks are really selling. The ads are almost a by-product; what companies really want to know is what antiperspirant a woman of 25-34 is most likely to purchase after watching 'House of Cards.'
- Nov 07, 2020
The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- City
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
- Happens
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- Nov 07, 2020
That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years. Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Imagination is like the drunk man who lost his watch and must get drunk again to find it.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.
- Patriotism
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- Nov 07, 2020
'My country, right or wrong' is a thing no patriot would ever think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober.'
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020