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- Nov 07, 2020
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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people my age think stand up sucks.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.
- Places
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn't, but I thought: 'What the hell?' So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Like with 'Parks and Recreation,' it's so much fun because the people writing it are funny and they're open and you just go in there and have a good time. It's pretty much the easiest job I've ever had.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times, and then one night it'll flop.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most single people I know, myself included, have a difficult time even meeting up with the people they like, be it busy schedules, texting games, or whatever.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I weirdly do consider myself an optimist about love.
- Hardest
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.
- Hardest
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- Nov 07, 2020