- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your life changes. Everything has to be done perfectly, and I didn't follow that. I lived my life as if I wasn't in the public eye. I thought, 'I'm young. I have the right to experience new things, and if I want to go to a bar and get drunk, that's my prerogative.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been known to turn up drunk at triathlons and do very well. I'm more of a heat-of-the-moment type of guy. A friend will tell me about something coming up, maybe that weekend, and usually not an abundance of thought goes into my doing it.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination.
- Singer
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we started I wasn't the singer. I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
- Loved
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved Jack Ford. I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk. But I had a great time.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020