- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
Lipitor is one of the most researched medicines. I'm glad I take Lipitor, as a doctor, and a dad.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a medical scientist, not a practical physician. I think it's very upfront. I am a doctor. I have long experience with heart disease.
- Confidence
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- Nov 07, 2020
Our ad campaign with Pfizer is educational. Lipitor is the most widely prescribed drug in the country. For every prescription, there is a doctor writing it. It's a huge vote of confidence.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am, in fact, a medical doctor; I am a world expert in mechanical heart technology; and I am an athletically fit man who takes care of his own health through diet and exercise, including frequent five mile runs.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a medical doctor who chose a career in artificial heart technology rather than clinical practice, I decided not to take an internship, which is required for licensing. Instead, I work with invention, manufacturing, regulatory affairs, and clinical application of artificial hearts.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a doctor. I have long experience with heart disease.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
I accepted the role of spokesman for Lipitor because I am dedicated to the battle against heart disease, which killed my father at age 62 and motivated me to become a medical doctor.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never quite envisioned myself a proper doctor under that white coat, but I was interested in the idea of healing and in the psychological dimension rather early on.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am concerned about the plight of the working poor... If doctors are not paid for seeing those patients, doctors will not go to rural Alabama because you can't expect a doctor to go to rural Alabama and lose money.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was opposed to the government telling me how to practice medicine when I was a doctor.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Lawyer
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- Nov 07, 2020