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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The blueberry-soy weight-loss smoothies my son makes for me taste terrible, but my doctor says they're good for me.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think The Hulk really hit a chord with me, I love the Hulk. But, I never dreamt I'd be playing Doctor Doom.
- Big Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Who was a big part of my childhood so it was a great honour to be in it.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sidney Farber was a pathologist. He was called a doctor of the dead. He was a pathologist who sort of lived in the basement of the children's hospital in Boston, and he became very interested in childhood leukemia. And Farber began to inject this drug, aminopterin, into young kids, in order to see if he could get a remission.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My doctor told me that pregnancy is not a disease but something that has to be enjoyed. So, I wanted to enjoy every moment of my pregnancy and I did that.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father was a doctor, but he was what I would call an intellectual - very well-read and very interested in knowledge. He insisted that I get as much education as my brothers.
- Equality
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- Nov 07, 2020
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: It's a girl.
- Health
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- Nov 07, 2020
I won't stop fighting to give Nevadans access to affordable health care just because my husband is a doctor, just like I won't stop standing up for veterans because my father served in World War II.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The doctor told Phil, my then husband, that my condition was really bad news. They had found an artery tearing and said I could die. They said they could try to patch it up but it could go horribly wrong. It all turned out okay in the end but it was touch and go.
- Deemed
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I grew up in India, telephones were a rarity. In fact, they were so rare that elected members of Parliament had the right to allocate 15 telephone lines as a favor to those they deemed worthy. If you were lucky enough to be a wealthy businessman or an influential journalist, or a doctor or something, you might have a telephone.
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- Nov 07, 2020