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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would be sitting in my flat watching TV, and 'Doctor Who' would be on with my flatmate there. I would have loved to share the fact that I was the new Doctor, but I couldn't. I was going mad. My dad was rather flabbergasted. When I told him, he laughed. He was excited, elated and very proud.
- Central Park
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I could film, we'd film every episode of 'Doctor Who' in New York. I have an affinity with the city. It has some wonderful locations and it is devastatingly vast and huge. Central Park looks amazing on camera.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
You make money at anything you're good at. If you're a good doctor, you make money.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
See, my philosophy is had Beyonce or Solange came to me and said Dad, I want to be a doctor. My personality is how do I buy a hospital? And that has nothing to do with stage. That has to do with the entrepreneurial inside of me.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a bike accident a few years ago, and I went to the emergency room, and I had to have a gash sewn up. And I am the kind of person that I was sitting up fascinated, watching, to the extent that the doctor said, 'Do you want to do a couple of stitches? You seem to be very interested.'
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a huge 'Vampire Diaries' fan. My sister got me into 'Doctor Who.' Those are my biggest things.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
The task of the mediator is to help the parties to open difficult issues and nudge them forward in the peace process. The mediator's role combines those of a ship's pilot, consulting medical doctor, midwife and teacher.
- Work
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- Nov 07, 2020
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession.
- Nature
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most people start eating healthy after the doctor says they have a problem. That's just human nature.
- Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
Just think of what a world it would be if we could measure the characteristics of your body when you get sick and transmit those directly to a doctor or a computer. You could get diagnosed and cured instantly and wirelessly.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wouldn't mind taking a stab at... I'd love to take a shot at 'Doctor Strange' at some point.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to get healthy, you just might not want to go to a doctor. You might instead, go to church.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
My cholesterol went from 220 to 149. I was crying like a 'Biggest Loser' contestant when my doctor gave me the news.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020