- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Doctor Quotes
For the profession everyone jokes about.
Several of these quotes lean into classic doctor humor, the kind of one-liner about bills and bedside manner that fits naturally alongside the doctor jokes collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I get work because I'm primarily a novelist but I've become script doctor. I can work back and forth between French and English.
- Medical
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Baby
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- Nov 07, 2020
Patients would come in and say, Well, my baby is going to have a cleft palate. I'm going like, that's not a reason. And the doctor would do the abortion.
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually don't want to be an actor for the rest of my life. I'd like to go on to be a lawyer or a doctor, and I definitely would like to get into politics.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
We wouldn't think of going to our doctor and saying 'Treat me the way doctors treated people in the 19th Century,' and yet that's what we're demanding in food production.
- Daily
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- Nov 07, 2020
I once wrote that Lord Moran, Churchill's doctor, had doctored his diaries as well as his famous patient. That was true but unfair. Although their authenticity as contemporary, daily accounts is often questionable, the observations are quite wonderful.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
A thing that makes me laugh is, any time I go to the legitimate doctor, they call me Dr. Halstead.
- Imagination
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- Nov 07, 2020
How can a doctor judge a woman's sanity by merely bidding her good morning and refusing to hear her pleas for release? Even the sick ones know it is useless to say anything, for the answer will be that it is their imagination.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know theater can improve the quality of people's lives, and I know theater can heal. I've worked as a doctor clown in a hospital for two years. I have seen sick kids and sad parents and doctors be lifted and transported in moments of pure joy. I know theater unites us.
- Demonstrating
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
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- Nov 07, 2020