- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Friend
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad, Paul, is, like, my best friend.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
The real reason we ended up getting into that type of music was our dad worked for an oil company so we spent a year overseas when we were young kids. Because of that, it was all Spanish TV and radio so we ended up having these '50s and '60s tapes, tapes of that music.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad likes my food, but he probably thinks it's too busy. He is a wonderful cook but only uses three ingredients. My mum rips out my articles and makes my recipes.
- Brilliant
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a brilliant civil engineer. My parents later divorced, but we lived in Abu Dhabi, Greece, Kuwait.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad is Mexican, and he grew up as a normal chauvinistic Mexican, and he expected my mom to do everything for him.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a loyal congressman until his death. The Congress didn't respect him after his death and filed cases against me.
- Baseball
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- Nov 07, 2020
Acting was something fun that my dad did, but baseball is what he really wanted to do.
- Patient
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would consider my dad a pretty patient guy, but there was no tolerance for spoiled behavior.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I came out, it didn't go well. My dad kicked me out. I ended up sleeping in my car.
- Doctor
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- Nov 07, 2020