- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was definitely a part of our life. I mean, my mom had both her brothers and her fiancee in Vietnam at the same time, so it wasn't just my dad's story, it was my mom's story too. And we definitely grew up listening to the stories.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have the rare privilege of talking to my dad every night at 10 p.m. and hearing about what he did that day.
- Guy
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a big Woody Hayes guy.
- Need
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- Nov 07, 2020
Humans have voids, and you need things to fill voids... I didn't have a dad to fill that male model void, so when I heard Eminem or freaking seen Dave Chapelle, that's what I gravitated to.
- My Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think, if I had a dad, I would have went the normal college route. I'm so stoked my life panned out how it was.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up with lacrosse in my life because my dad played lacrosse all throughout college, so I grew up with the gear in my house - like the sticks, the helmet.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I really got to see my dad enjoy every day that he was working. Everybody should be able to have this much fun when they go to work.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad and I are, like, best friends.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was a fiercely funny guy, and he and his brother would get on runs. So my younger brother and I were basically mimicking them when we started goofing off.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad is a successful television producer, director and writer and my mom's a director and writer.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad is a successful television producer, director and writer, and my mom's a director and writer. Even when I was young, I wanted to be an actress.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like wearing my dad's sweaters because I knew that he wore them when he held me when I was a baby.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020