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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can write a great country record and still be angry. Who's angrier than Toby Keith? He's angrier than the average 10 rappers.
- Find
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedians tend to find a comfort zone and stay there and do lamer versions of themselves for the rest of their career.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
America is the greatest country in the whole world.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
- Change
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- Nov 07, 2020
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids.
- Situation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anything I say about women, I try to make sure that at least five or six friends of mine are going through a similar situation. That way I'm not picking on my wife.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
I realized with Broadway everything written for black people is usually written in the past, and I'm kind of a contemporary guy. I don't think you want to see me in 'Raisin in the Sun'.
- Beauty
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much.
- Credit Card
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
- Carver
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- Nov 07, 2020
Black people have been qualified to be president for hundreds of years. George Washington Carver could have been president. I could go on with a list of black men that were qualified to be the president of the United States. So the Obama victory is progress for white people.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't believe I can offend you in a comedy club. I don't believe I can offend you in a concert. A comedy club is a place where you work out material; you're trying material.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020