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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Get A Real
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll go back to comedy clubs when they get a real no-camera policy, the same way they did with smoking.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
No film critic's going to say it, but 'Madagascar 3' is better than 'The Artist.'
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I live way below my means.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
My first year on 'SNL', I made $90,000 dollars. And I bought a red Corvette for $45,000 dollars. I'm thinking, 'I've got 45 grand left!' Taxes didn't even come into my equation. At the end of the first year of making 90 grand I was 25, 30 in the hole. We live in this baller, spend-money culture.
- Black
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is a group activity, a verbal orgy.
- Hack
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm severely overrated. I'm just above a hack.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
- Law
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal in life was to host the MTV Awards, because it's the awards show that Prince sang on, and that was the awards show that Eddie Murphy hosted and Arsenio hosted.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Kids always act up the most before they go to sleep.
- I Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
- Need
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- Nov 07, 2020
The key to staying together is making sure you guys like each other and need each other.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've seen women who don't have great relationships with their dads, and it all comes down to this: You have to tell girls you love them every day.
- I Can
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.
- Nov 07, 2020