- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Hang
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
- Gun
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- Nov 07, 2020
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.
- Hollywood
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hollywood's just not funny.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now that I have children, I realize taking care of my children is more fun than anything in the whole world.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
- High
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- Nov 07, 2020
After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community college.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anything you can suck at should make you nervous.
- Pretty Girls
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- Nov 07, 2020
Pretty girls have problems too.
- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children.
- Comedy Club
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- Nov 07, 2020
A comedy club is a place where you work out material, you're trying material.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020