- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Chris Rock Quotes
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every now and then I'm in a situation where someone doesn't recognize me, and I experience racism. Things like not being buzzed into a store or sitting in first class on a plane and having someone ask to see my ticket four times.
- Common Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television.
- Big Fan
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big fan of Katt Williams, Jim Gaffigan, Louie CK, Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Rich Vas, Joey Vega and Matt Claybrooks.
- Country
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- Nov 07, 2020
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.
- Nov 07, 2020
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
- Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.
- Christopher
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- Nov 07, 2020
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
- Looks
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- Nov 07, 2020
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
- Four
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- Nov 07, 2020
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man is only as faithful as his options.
- Oscars
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- Nov 07, 2020