- Celebrate
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- Nov 07, 2020
Birthday Quotes
Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.
From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.
- Fan
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a humungous Browns fan. My 30th birthday was actually at the Browns' stadium.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
- Nov 07, 2020
There weren't any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
- Justice
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- Nov 07, 2020
The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always knew that good stuff would come along when I was older. So when I was 18, I longed to be 30; when I was 30, I longed to be 50. I've always looked forward to my next birthday.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're going to do a job, do it right. If you're going to throw a birthday party, make it amazing. If you're going to do anything, do it awesome.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday.
- Beginning
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your children need your presence more than your presents.
- Family And Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
All I watch is the Food Network. I took a cheesemaking class a few weeks ago, and I told my family and friends to only get me kitchen stuff on my birthday. I'm into every kind of cookbook and anything by Anthony Bourdain. I'd love to own a restaurant if I could find the right chef.
- Candle
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- Nov 07, 2020