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- Nov 07, 2020
Birthday Quotes
Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.
From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was 11, I had an Ugly Sister birthday party. All my idea. Most girls want to be a fairy or a princess, but there I am with beauty spots and fur and fluorescent pink kiss-curls.
- Bowie
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at his 50th birthday party in New York City. I handed him the cassette of 'Eight Arms to Hold You,' which I had just got an advance of that day. He very graciously thanked me and tucked it into his jacket pocket.
- Hero
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- Nov 07, 2020
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
- Balloons
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- Nov 07, 2020
With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to go to musicals every birthday - that was my birthday present. We'd go to London, me and my two brothers and mum and dad. I think I saw 'Mamma Mia' about five times.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
Friends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based on them. I once had a character say that she never wanted to be invited to another children's birthday party, and I never received another children's birthday party invitation ever again.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up.
- Birthday Party
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them would come to my funeral.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody is going to pretend that I am younger than I am. Apart from anything else, it is in the papers all the damn time - every time I have a birthday.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
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- Nov 07, 2020