- Doubt
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
- Carry
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- Nov 07, 2020
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
- Call
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- Nov 07, 2020
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
- Fish
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- Nov 07, 2020
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
- Cure
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
- Always
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
- Free
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
- Gone
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- Nov 07, 2020
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- Hell
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- Nov 07, 2020
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
- Fool
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- Nov 07, 2020