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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never met a kid I liked.
- Keep
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
- Last
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- Nov 07, 2020
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
- Lunch
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- Nov 07, 2020
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
- Bad
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Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
- Never
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
- Rather
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- Nov 07, 2020
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
- Even
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never give a sucker an even break.
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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- Nov 07, 2020