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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- May
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.
- Easy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
- Best
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- Nov 07, 2020
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
- Duty
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- Nov 07, 2020
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
- Over
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- Nov 07, 2020
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
- Nov 07, 2020
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
- Blonde
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020