- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Toilet Quotes
On awkward and funny moments: quotes about the toilet.
These quotes lean into the toilet as a source of humor and mild embarrassment, including a prank on a film set and concern over being seen in the wrong place. See related lines on the Humor quotes page.
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- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.
- Economy
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- Nov 07, 2020
In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I refuse to go into a fast-food outlet - to use the toilet even - in case anyone got the wrong idea and thought I was sneaking in a quick burger.
- Places
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've fixed the toilet. And I've been crawling in claustrophobic places... you have to deal with that when you become a homeowner.
- Friends
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- Nov 07, 2020
I, made in England, felt excluded, miffed, resistant to the idea of even visiting India, a position of increasing absurdity as, one by one, backpacking friends returned from the place with the standard anecdotal combo of nirvanic epiphany and toilet horror.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.
- Paper
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- Nov 07, 2020