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Most Famous Toilet Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best toilet quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

God
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Nov 07, 2020

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk

Down
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Nov 07, 2020

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Quotes by Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

Flush
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Nov 07, 2020

Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.

Quotes by Bhumibol Adulyadej

Dinner
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Nov 07, 2020

I used to learn my lines on the toilet, in the car, at dinner.

Quotes by Angie Dickinson

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

Quotes by Alan King

Nov 07, 2020

I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.

Quotes by Alan Moore

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