- Democracy
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
- Lot
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do a lot of family shows.
- Experience
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.
- Easy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to auditions, it's not related to studios, not related to public whim. It's whether I'm funny or not and whether I can entertain people.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like Pixie Sticks. Yeah, screw the middle man. Just a tube of sugar... I'd pour two of those in a big 12 ounce coke. And I'd go out to catechism class and try to concentrate on the priest. I saw Jesus several times. I swear I did.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020