- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Friendship
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
- Care
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020