- Idiot
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
- Shoot
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
- Coffee
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- Nov 07, 2020
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
- Get
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- Nov 07, 2020
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020