- Nov 07, 2020
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- Clear
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- Nov 07, 2020
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.
- Fingers
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- Nov 07, 2020
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
- Death
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's another word for Thesaurus?
- Nov 07, 2020
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
- Brake
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- Nov 07, 2020