- Nov 07, 2020
Sleep Quotes
Rest, routine, and the odd things said half-asleep.
This sleep quotes collection is refreshingly ordinary: sleep-talking material for jokes, a strict weekday sleep schedule, sleeping on the floor of a plane to hear the engine, and the specific comfort of stretching out diagonally across the mattress when no one's there to object. See Day for the other half of the routine.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
I try not to have the computer in the bedroom. I used to sleep with it, though. I used to wake up spooning my laptop.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
- Great Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always stretch after working out or training and then again before going to sleep. It keeps the muscles healthy and useful, reduces risk of injuries, and is a great way to wind down.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always map out how to get a good eight or nine hours of sleep before I even start my day. And my rule is to put my phone on silent when I go to bed; that way, no texts or emails can disturb me.
- Feet
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to sleep with the phone right by my pillow but I'm getting better. Now it sits on the table a few feet away.
- Blessing
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- Nov 07, 2020
That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
As I understand I took most so-called democratic states about 200 years on average to build their democracies. That is why, when we go to sleep under totalitarian rule and wake up in a democracy, it makes me laugh.
- Eyes
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- Nov 07, 2020
After some time, with my eyes closed, I began to enjoy this wonderful play of colors and forms, which it really was a pleasure to observe. Then I went to sleep and the next day I was fine. I felt quite fresh, like a newborn.
- Each Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
A man can do only what he can do. But if he does that each day he can sleep at night and do it again the next day.
- Bedside
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sleep with my gun on my bedside table. I live alone; it is my protection and makes me feel safer.
- Bedside
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- Nov 07, 2020
I sleep with my gun on my bedside table. I live alone; it is my protection and makes me feel safer. I have had to pull it out a few times when I have heard noises at night, but I've never had to use it.
- Nov 07, 2020