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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Recently, my personal advisors have been telling me to go to America. Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm an intellectual.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
- Humour
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- Nov 07, 2020
The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.
- Beliefs
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
- Girly
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am quite girly.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People aren't universally heroic.
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I'm distinct, really.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't do comedy with a beard.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
- City
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
- Age
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- Nov 07, 2020
I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
- Confused
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would say I was still a Marxist - which is not to be confused with being a Communist. Despite its flaws, Marxism still seems to explain the material world better than anything else.
- Nice
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- Nov 07, 2020
Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
- Communism
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always thought communism was crap, really.
- Fiercely
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm still fiercely ambitious.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel really ambiguous about the psychology of people trying to do good in the world.
- Fascinated
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm fascinated by comedy.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
- First
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- Nov 07, 2020
First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
- Dying
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- Nov 07, 2020
The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't... You can't live your life for your routines.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020