- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
People Quotes
Quotes about people, privacy, and human nature.
This page collects quotes touching on people in different senses - novelists describing how characters take on independent vitality, and technologists warning how easily people's movements and data can be tracked. It's a broader mix than a single theme, much like Like Quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just want real reactions. I want people to laugh from the gut, be sad from the gut - or get angry from the gut.
- Cards
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I play my cards right, I could bring network wrestling back to TV. Unfortunately, to most people, wrestling is a laughingstock. But fortunately, I'm reaching people who otherwise wouldn't watch it.
- Real
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn't work that way... I have no interest in hurting people's feelings.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't hate Dane Cook, but I am trying to go after people I think are capable of more.
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do notice a lot of people who want to shock to get laughs. It's such a tricky thing; you don't want to make rules about it. There's nobody more hilarious than Dave Attell, and he'd break every rule you set up. But he's funny.
- Figuring
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that most people will spend their whole life not figuring out what they're meant to do, or figuring out what they're meant to do on their way to do something else. So I just feel lucky that I know what I love to do. Everything else figures itself out.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have so many strong opinions on the entertainment industry, but if I'm in a deli somewhere, and someone says they love that Adam Sandler movie where he dresses up as his twin sister - well, I don't want to make people feel bad for how they feel about things. I'm always courteous, not mean.
- Blame
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- Nov 07, 2020
The right wing is appealing to a shrinking, shrinking demographic of angry white people who blame their predicament in life on the fact that there are immigrants coming into the country; it's pretty ludicrous.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a confrontational person in real life, so I really don't wanna get into arguments or fistfights with people I'm making fun of.
- Sometimes
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't enjoy writing newspaper articles any more than people like reading them. I'm a standup comic, not a journalist, although sometimes onstage I will say: 'What else is in the news?' Writing is work, which I'm not comfortable with.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.
- Hannibal
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- Nov 07, 2020