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Everyday lines from cubicles, home desks and dream jobs.

A few quotes here are refreshingly small in scope, like a writer describing a modest home office or someone recalling how exciting it felt to walk into an NFL workplace as a young employee. Other lines poke fun at institutions and how they spend their money.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Light
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Nov 07, 2020

I always loved bulbs, and I use light a lot in my shows. In my office in Paris, I have 300 bulbs.

Quotes by Alexandre de Betak

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

Women like me aren't supposed to run for office.

Quotes by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Nov 07, 2020

It's not just that I'm a woman of color running for office. It's the way that I ran. It's the way that my identity formed my methods.

Quotes by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Food
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Nov 07, 2020

Since the beginning of LearnVest, I've never left the office for food.

Quotes by Alexa Von Tobel

Culture
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Nov 07, 2020

Today it's not culture; it's box office.

Quotes by Alex North

Post
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Nov 07, 2020

My favourite books are Charles Bukowski's 'Post Office' and 'Women.'

Quotes by Alex Pettyfer

Dignity
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Nov 07, 2020

Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.

Different Type
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Nov 07, 2020

Before holding elective office - 12 years in the Wyoming House of Representatives and 18 years in the U.S. Senate - I served a different type of time. I was on probation for a federal offense committed as a teenager.

Quotes by Alan K. Simpson

Quiet
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Nov 07, 2020

My office. It's drab and boring but quiet.

Quotes by Alain de Botton

Depend
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Nov 07, 2020

A film's success does not depend on box office collection and the number of days it was screened but on the amount of satisfaction an actor can draw from it.

Quotes by Akkineni Nagarjuna

Dentist
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Nov 07, 2020

My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.

Quotes by Aileen Lee

Nov 07, 2020

Don't drag candidates through weeks of endless interviews. Don't flake out on interviews. At DeveloperAuction, we often have offer letters prepared in advance, so we can hand them to great candidates as they are leaving the office.

One dry observation notes that organized crime brings in enormous sums yet spends almost nothing on office supplies, a reminder that this topic covers workplace politics as much as furniture. Fans of workplace humor may also enjoy our office jokes page.

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