Office Quotes

Everyday lines from cubicles, home desks and dream jobs.

A few quotes here are refreshingly small in scope, like a writer describing a modest home office or someone recalling how exciting it felt to walk into an NFL workplace as a young employee. Other lines poke fun at institutions and how they spend their money.


One dry observation notes that organized crime brings in enormous sums yet spends almost nothing on office supplies, a reminder that this topic covers workplace politics as much as furniture. Fans of workplace humor may also enjoy our office jokes page.