Menu Quotes

Funny, food-loving lines about menus, choices, and cravings.

A menu can be a source of dread, delight, or even political metaphor, depending on who's reading it. This collection borrows that playfulness, much like our Anything quotes.


From anchovy-loaded tapas to a scary printed sign outside a restaurant, these lines find humor in food. See our Bill quotes for another twist on the theme.