- Constitution
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage Quotes
Honest, sometimes funny, thoughts on staying married.
These marriage quotes skip the greeting-card tone in favor of something more candid — one compares divorcing without love to marrying only for it, another turns the wedding vow itself into a punchline. For a lighter spin on the topic, try Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Community
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- Nov 07, 2020
In every community in Illinois, same-sex couples have chosen to join together and, in many instances, to raise families of their own. These couples are our relatives and friends, our neighbors, co-workers and parents of our children's classmates. They deserve the same rights and responsibilities that civil marriage offers straight couples.
- Jump
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm looking forward to talking to Bill Parcells, too, and to seeing how that marriage with Jerry Jones goes.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I tried to write about my first marriage in a fictional version but got two pages into it and realised it was too personal. Then I came up with an old-fashioned love triangle, which became the plot for 'Ralph's Party.'
- Perfect
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- Nov 07, 2020
My marriage is far from perfect. We're not hand-holdy and soft. We are snippy and bickery. We sleep in separate beds because we have no tolerance of each other's night-time idiosyncrasies.
- Depression
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- Nov 07, 2020
When my marriage broke up... I had just put on 45 pounds for my 'Shall We Dance?' character. I had to eat 10,000 calories a day just to put on weight while training with Tony Dovolani. I basically stayed in bed for a six-month rotation of depression naps. Dance helped me lose the weight.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wasn't looking for another marriage. I had been married before. He is a nice man - a geologist, an Ernest Hemingway type. But Paul and I married because of convention.
- Own
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it.
- iPhone
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- Nov 07, 2020
I swear Kim Kardashian's first marriage lasted longer than some of my iPhone chargers.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020