- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
- Language
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Show business is my life.
- Nov 07, 2020
There's no such thing as being too Southern.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
I write 200 columns a year, you know. That means I have to have 200 opinions a year. Sometimes, I don't give a damn one way or the other, but that's my job, so I got to take a side.
- Farmer
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020