- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I say every slur on the planet - racial, homosexual, everything to do with every ethnic group on the planet - and guess what? I will never apologize for that because I know why I do it, and it is to make a valid point about ignorance in this society.
- Husband
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- Nov 07, 2020
We usually let our husbands negotiate the house and the cars. But I never had a husband, so I was always buying my own houses and cars, so I knew how to negotiate.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
If they hate you, they hate you, but I've always been polarizing, and I love that.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I decided to do 'The Celebrity Apprentice,' there was absolutely no question that I would play the game for GMHC.
- College
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shortly after college, I was working in New York City at 'Rolling Stone' magazine.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
People with HIV and AIDS are nothing to be afraid of. They are people just like every single one of us, and each has a story to tell. These people should be helped, embraced, and not dismissed. We need to open our hearts and our minds to them, and we just may learn we're pretty much all the same.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
Too many people have already lost their lives to HIV and AIDS, and the more celebrities who can bring attention to the issue, the better.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've played every comedy club and every theatre across the country for the last 25 years and seen a lot of audience members from different ethnic persuasions.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I lasted seven years as a journalist, and I've been doing comedy for twenty years.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I always wrote about myself in the third person. I knew how to promote myself so it sounded intelligent. I know how to package myself.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
When doing comedy, I do what makes me laugh. The first person I learned from said I should talk about things I am passionate about - that I love or hate - because the audience likes to see passion. The stuff I rant and rave about stems from a place that really pisses me off.
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do a big roast of Trump during my set now - which I clearly expanded on - because there's so much to make fun of him about now.
- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not a political comic at all, so it would be weird if I just turned into a preachy, sort-of political commentator.
- Boat
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- Nov 07, 2020
I keep getting asked out by really young, good looking boys and really ugly lesbians. So, even if I wanted to jump onto the tuna boat, I wouldn't because I'm not getting high-class babes that I should get at this level of my career. And I always know the ugly ones are serious and that the good-looking ones are goofing on me.
- Flavor
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- Nov 07, 2020
If Flavor Flav was any smaller and darker, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020