- Believe
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I heard Cher say, 'I answer to two people: Myself and God.' I say, 'I only answer to me. I'm not sure I appreciate God's opinion.'
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I lost over 100 pounds, so I'm even angrier than ever. I don't stuff my feelings anymore with food. Skinny girls are funny.
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
By Hollywood standards I'm still fat: until you are zero, you are big. I do get cold a lot now. I used to have a lot of layers - now I got to get a fur coat.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would make a few jabs at myself and go for the audience - they are still as flawed as ever.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have rage and anger issues. So I get mad about stuff in real life, and then I yell about it onstage, and luckily, something funny ends up coming out. What I'll do is tape-record it, and it will end up coming out even funnier. And I add more punch lines.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020