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A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.
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A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
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I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
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If you had your life to live over again, do it overseas.
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My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
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She has a wash and wear bridal gown.
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