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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

God
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Nov 07, 2020

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Doctor
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Nov 07, 2020

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.

Nov 07, 2020

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

Glasses
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Nov 07, 2020

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

Happy Marriage
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Nov 07, 2020

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Morning
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Nov 07, 2020

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Me
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Nov 07, 2020

I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.

Got
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Nov 07, 2020

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.

City
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Nov 07, 2020

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?

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